What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

Why aren't dogs good at dancing?

What did the kids do when their treats were hidden on Easter morning?

Why are trees always so positive?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

What is the best type of science to study with your family?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

Why did the window need an aspirin?