Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

I like telling Dad jokes.

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Are baby skunks cute?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What do you call a cow that eats your grass?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why is winter considered holy?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What day is your mom always right?