How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What do ducks have for lunch?

Where do they produce Christian films?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

What is blue and not heavy?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

What do you call a sad latte?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?