Why did the lamb cross the road?

What do you call a parrot making fun of you?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

Who is the most popular pop singer in space?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?