Why is grass so dangerous?

Which flower is easily embarrassed?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What kind of music do planets like?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What did the bat say to his girlfriend?

How does a lion greet other animals?

What do cows like to dance to?

What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

How do you get straight A's?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

How much does freedom weigh?