Why did the park ranger quit his job?

Where do logs like to go on hikes?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What do you call a peanut in space?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

Why was the bee sad?

What car is the perfect size for mice?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?