How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?

What did the peach say to its crying husband?

What do you call a small mom?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?