What's the ideal place for a dog to work?
A cemetery.
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why did the student always get straight A's?
Why did the science teacher jump in the pool during summer vacation?
What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Which dog dreams of being a matador?
Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?
Which animal makes the best landscaper?
What do stars celebrate in December?
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