How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

How does dinner smell?

What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a pig who plays basketball?

What is a duck's favorite dance?

What kind of bean never grows in a garden?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Which cats have the best manners?