What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What is a math teacher's favorite sport?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

Why didn't the elephant buy a suitcase for his summer camp?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

Why did spring break up with winter?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What car doesn't seem to go anywhere?

What math figure is also in the band?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?