What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Cock-a-doodle-don't.
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What did the bread do on vacation?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?
Which fish is the best at making glass art?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
In football math, what is a quarterback worth more than?
What do you call a cow that can't moo?
What dish does only a baseball player use?
What do you call a famous turtle?
When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
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