What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Cock-a-doodle-don't.
What is a horse's favorite sport?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Who do camels find most inspiring?
What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?
What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?
What do you call a group of itchy dogs who howl together?
How did the bee always know what everyone was gossiping about?
What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?
What do sprinters eat before a race?
What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
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