Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

Where did the music teacher leave his keys?

Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?

How do you raise a baby elephant?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?