What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Cock-a-doodle-don't.
Why do orcas love to gossip?
Who granted the fish a wish?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What do you call a wolf that gets lost?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?
What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?
Do dads always snore?
Where would you find an elephant?
Which celebrity always frowns?
What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?
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