What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

Which state has the best streets?

Who always has a date on Valentine's Day?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What did the waiter ask the frog?

What do rich squirrels eat?

What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why are the mountains so tired?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

Why are pilots always in a good mood?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?