What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?
Cock-a-doodle-don't.
What do you call a joke book for chickens?
Why was the cowboy always so spontaneous?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?
Where did the hockey player get all his money?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What animal makes the best lunches?
What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?
What do you call a hike across the universe?
Which farm animals are famous painters?
What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?
Why did the body of water think so much?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
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