What did the icy road say to the truck?

What does the sun drink out of?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

Why did the goat become a lawyer?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?