What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why did the barber win the race?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

Why were the atoms always hungry?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

Why was the artichoke so generous?