What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

What animal dresses the most fashionably?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?