What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
I pine for you.
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What does one piece of bread say to the other?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
Why was the spring storm in a great mood?
How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?
What do dogs say to each other when they sneeze?
Why do two skunks argue?
What do ducks get after they eat?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?
What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?
Which part of a car is always the warmest?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
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