What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
I pine for you.
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
Which animal should never work for the government?
How do fleas travel?
What did the bee say to the flower?
There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?
Which Count makes the best pie crust?
Why was the cat so small?
What is a king's favorite weather?
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