What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
I pine for you.
What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
Where do people who pass gas in church sit?
What color are all the books in the library?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?
Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?
What did people say when the baker went crazy?
What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?
What kind of computers do horses use?
What's the friendliest national park?
How does NASA organize a company party?
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