What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?
I pine for you.
What is a duck's favorite snack?
Why did the singer perform on an airplane?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
Why do football players make great fishermen?
What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What event does Spiderman love to attend?
What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Which type of traveler is the calmest?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?
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