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What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

How is a dull pencil like a bad joke?

How long do chickens work?

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Why do two skunks argue?

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What do you call octopus twins?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?