What day is your mom always right?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

What is a robot's favorite snack?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

Why do track athletes never give up on anything?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

Why do vampires make terrible police officers?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?