What is the best Christmas present ever?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What did the computer do at lunchtime?

What's the difference between a politician and a snail?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What's a ghost's favorite drink?

What superpower do all middle children have?

What type of bat doesn't fly?

What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?