Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

How do frogs get to work?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

How did groundhogs get their name?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

Where did Captain Hook purchase his hook?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?