What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Which insect makes the best father?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Which insect is the smartest?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?