What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Why do pencils make terrible doctors?

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

Where do colds go on vacation?

How did the mermaid call her friends?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Which dip has the best voice in the choir?

Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?