What bird is always sad?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

Which superhero is best at baseball?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Which parent knows if you are running late?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What's a mermaid's favorite TV show?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

Where do toys go when they're hungry late at night?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?