What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Earth Day.
What do you call a snowman's dog?
What does the sun drink out of?
Our friend wants to give up being a postman to be an actor.
Why are ET's eyes so big?
What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?
How did the baby tell her mom that she had a wet diaper?
What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
What do cats wear to work?
What animals love to close envelopes?
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
Where do mice love to go on vacation?
How does a witch play loud music?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
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