Why is summer always sad?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What do you call a dog in space?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

Where does money love to go shopping?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?