Why did the winter storm need cataract surgery?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

What is the best way to study the Bible?

Why are moms so good at keeping secrets?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?