Families are like fudge.

Why is the lion so happy with his sons?

Which insect makes the best father?

What's the noisiest food?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

Where does cheese invest its money?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What kind of bird works at a construction site?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Why is the beach so confident?

Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What do you call a surfer with a paper cut?