What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

How does a squid go into battle?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

Why do cubes make great referees?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

Do you have a date for Valentine's Day?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?