I like telling Dad jokes.

Which insect makes the best father?

Which family member has tusks?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

How do you care for a sick bird?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why do mice need oiling?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?

What time is your dentist appointment?