What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Why are goats so funny?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why did the sea captain go on so many dates?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Which fast food chain can run the fastest?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

Why do cosmeticians never fight?