What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

Why was the bud so shy?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

What do you call a woman who sets fire to all her bills?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Did you know about April 1st?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?