Why do crabs never give to charity?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

What is a canine's favorite toy to play with in the snow?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

Which farm animals are famous painters?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?