What do you call a snowman in the summer?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Which tree can't stop crying?

Why did the gardener bury all his money?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What do you call an insincere horse?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What did the tiger eat after having his teeth pulled?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Where does mist apply for a loan?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

What nationality is Santa Claus?