What do you say if you lose a game on St. Patrick's Day?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

What kind of tree loves to high-five?