What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

What day do hands always go to church?

What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

How do you get straight A's?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?