Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What did the light bulb say to the lamp on Valentine's Day?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Where do moms like to vacation in Florida?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

Which family member is always relieved?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What did the frog order at McDonald's®?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?