Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What car always breaks the rules?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Where would you put an injured insect?

Why do we have to keep telling grandma to wear her hearing aid?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?