Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

How do automobiles fly?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

What do you call a vacation at home?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What's a forklift?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?