What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.
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What did Santa bring to the potluck?
What do you call a mentally unstable goat?
Why are teddy bears never hungry?
Which plant has the best roar?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Why can't you trust a pig?
What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?
How do you make a cow float?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Why does a milking stool only have two legs?
What's the ocean's favorite song?
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