What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Silent Night.
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Do you know the name Pavlov?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?
What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
Why is it easy for chicks to talk?
What do dogs always eat for their birthday dinner?
What do you call a happy Lassie?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Who do fish pray to when they need help?
What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?
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