What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Where do vampires keep their money?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What's the laziest vegetable?

What do you call a Russian flea?

What's a surgeon's favorite board game?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What did summer say to spring?