Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Musical chairs.
What do Scottish toads play?
How did groundhogs get their name?
What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?
Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
Bears love exotic cars.
What do you call a magical reptile?
Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?
What do fish do at parades?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Where do milkshakes come from?
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