What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..

What did the bread do on vacation?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What animal knows kung fu?

Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?

Why are maps such great therapists?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?