Which playground game do the kids in choir always win?
Musical chairs.
What do you call a pig thief?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What kind of water does an angel like?
Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?
What do you call a pig who plays basketball?
How does the moon cut her hair?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?
How did the tree get lost?
What fish only swims at night?
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