Why did the pig go to the casino?

If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?

Why do nails need so much pain relief?

Why is the beach so confident?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What did one slice of pizza buy its girlfriend for Christmas?

Why don't elephants like playing cards in the jungle?

Why did electricity win the race?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?