Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

What do ducks have for lunch?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

What do you get when a dinosaur scores a touchdown?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?