What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?

How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?

What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Which hot drink loves golf?

Why don't ants get sick?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What is another term for the price of gas?

When is a baseball player like a thief?