Which celebrity provides legal counsel on the side?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

Why did the echo get detention?

What do you call a tired tree?

Why are ghosts always single?

Where do vampires keep their money?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What building always gets stains on it?

Are baby skunks cute?