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He always arrives in world record time.
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Who's a baby's favorite singer?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?
Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
Why are ghosts always single?
Which family member has tusks?
What vegetables make the best music?
What do you call an angry monkey?
What do elves learn in school?
Why did the chick disappoint his mother?
What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
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