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He always arrives in world record time.
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Which musician loves to make chili?
What did the bunny give his fiancé?
What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
How do you know if a cow is having a rough day?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Where do horses reside?
What's a hiker's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Who is the holiest cat in all of England?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
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