Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

Which computer won the talent show?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

Which insect makes the best father?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Where do monkeys take their kids to play?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What's the most popular Christmas gift for people in marketing?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Where does breakfast live?

What do you call a pig thief?