Why is Michael Phelps never late?
He always arrives in world record time.
Who is a bird's favorite superhero?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
Which celebrity is a cheese expert?
Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?
Why are sheep always so warm in winter?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
What do you call a pig thief?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
Why did the echo get detention?
What did the salad say to its dad?
What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?
Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?
Families are like fudge.
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