Why is Michael Phelps never late?
He always arrives in world record time.
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
Why does the priest love swiss cheese?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
How does a barber get to work?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
How much money does a skunk have?
What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?
What's red and smells like blue paint?
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Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
Why did the Little League® player run to the park during his time at bat?
Why did the two science teachers start dating?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
How do eggs end a TV show?
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