Why is Michael Phelps never late?
He always arrives in world record time.
Which singer loves to groom sheep?
What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
How long did the baseball player stay at the library?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What's a bee's favorite novel?
Why are all priests fit?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
What do you call a fancy dance for cats?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
Where do burgers like to dance?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
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