How do chickens leave the highway?
They take the first eggs-it.
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?
Where do mice leave their boats?
What's a pirate's favorite place to swim in the summer?
Who invented Daylight Saving Time?
What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
Where do snowmen go to dance?
What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?
What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
Why did the coach go to the bank?
What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?
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