How do chickens leave the highway?
They take the first eggs-it.
Where do squirrels go on vacation?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Why should you always eat dessert before bed?
What do mice bring on a picnic?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
A book just fell on my head.
How did the pirate call his mother?
What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?
What's a frog's favorite drink on a hot summer day?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?
What's a cat's favorite board game?
What dance was the most popular in 1776?
Why is oxygen so wealthy?
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