How do chickens leave the highway?
They take the first eggs-it.
What look-and-find book do wolves love?
What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?
Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?
Why can you never find the number nine?
What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
How did the volcano confess its feelings to the other volcano?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?
What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?
Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?
What car is the perfect size for mice?
What should you put in your coffee on St. Patrick's Day?
What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
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