How do chickens leave the highway?
They take the first eggs-it.
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
Why is Peter Pan™ always flying?
Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?
What did the shower say to the toilet?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What's a car's favorite TV show?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
Where does Superman park his cars?
Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
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