How do chickens leave the highway?
They take the first eggs-it.
What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?
What part did the grizzly have in the choir?
What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
What kind of cake always tells the truth?
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
What's a cow's favorite music note?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
How does Darth Vader like his toast?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do you call it when spring gets sad?
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