What superpower do all middle children have?
Invisibility.
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?
What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?
Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?
What do little fish love to play with?
What day is your mom always right?
What food would you expect to come from pigs?
What type of car do planets buy?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
What do soccer referees send during the holidays?
Where do ants go to eat?
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