What did the stair machines call each other?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

What should a lawyer always wear to court?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What's a cat's favorite board game?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What did the sun use for its sewing class?

Why was the bowling ball anxious?

I was just reminiscing about the beautiful herb garden I had when I was growing up.

Why are babies so good at basketball?

How do you make a bandstand?