What did the mother rope say to her child?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What kind of books do boats write?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

What do you call a short cow?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Why should you always eat dessert before bed?

Where do chips wear socks?

What did the cupcakes say to the icing?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?