Where would you find an elephant?

Who do fish pray to when they need help?

Why don't ants get sick?

How does a cow do math?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What shape has a knighthood?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?

What do you call a vacation at home?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What fairy loves to count?