Why are turtles so shy?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

Where do pigs learn magic?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Why does an elephant wear sneakers?

Where do lions like to go on vacation?