Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What grandma is always trying to give you fruit?

What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What do painters do when they make a mistake?

Which music festival was full of lumber?