What animals have the highest divorce rates?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What is a bird's favorite ballet?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why did the patient reveal secrets to her dentist?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What do fish do at parades?