Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What do you call a peanut in space?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What's an airplane's favorite TV show?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?