Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

How does a cow do math?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

How do you wash a lamb?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

Why did the lizard go on a diet?

Which dog belongs in a band?