What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

Why are bakers paid so much money?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?

Why do porcupines always win the game?

Who are Frosty's parents?

What do you call a pig who swims in the pool for too long during summer?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?