What animals love to close envelopes?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

What season begins with a thud?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Why do you have to wait so long for a train on Halloween?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

Where do automobiles have picnics?