What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?

Which position in soccer always plans for the future?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

Which former US President was always cold?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Why does Humpty Dumpty enjoy camping in autumn?

What do sheep love to spread on crackers?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Why is the number 4 so smart?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?