What do mice do when they're at home?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What kind of music do planets like?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

Why are puppies so flexible?

What is it called when a cow accidentally burns itself?

What did the lawyer name his daughter?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

Who's in charge of the school during summer vacation?