How do chickens leave the highway?

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What's an ice pop's favorite Disney® movie?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

Why is the coffee bean so sensitive?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

That bird won't stop squawking.

Why doesn't Dracula have any friends?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

Knock knock. Who's there? Spell. Spell who?