What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What nationality are most fish?

What is the best holiday breakfast food?

Why do golfers hate cake?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What horn never makes a sound?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why was the janitor looking for cleaning products in the math department?

Why is sand so optimistic?

Why did the cow argue with everyone else on the farm?