Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Which type of traveler is the calmest?

What makes pirates such good singers?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

What do farmers do on February 14th?