What is the best thing about Switzerland?

What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What is a tree's favorite thing to drink?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

What does a dog say before eating?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?