Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

Where do hamsters come from?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

What do you call bears with no ears?

What did the horse say when it collapsed?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What do you call a kitty that likes to fight?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What did the calf play in the school band?