Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What did the whale say to the dolphin when he pushed him?

Which famous author is also a ruler?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What does one secret agent cow say to another secret agent cow before a mission?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What does the sun drink out of?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

Want to hear a joke about a balloon?

What do you call it when a robotic cat stops working?

Can February March?