Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Why do math teachers love March?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

What's the best method for making an apple turnover?

What do snowmen eat for lunch?

What do you call a pig that's been arrested for bad driving?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?