Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
They always hog the remote.
What do you call penguins and polar bears?
Which animal will never go bald?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What is Earth, Wind, and Fire doing in September?
How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Why do vampires always look sick?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?
Why did the polar bear fall into the water while talking to a girl?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
Why are lawyers so fast at writing?
Where do cowboys cook their chili?
What kind of tea is hard to swallow?
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