Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
They always hog the remote.
What do you call a poodle that's always wet?
How do frogs get to work?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Why is spending NYE in Times Square overrated?
Why did the big cat get disqualified from the OlympicsÂŽ?
What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?
What is the color of the wind?
What do you find at the end of everything?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Why do librarians never make plans?
Which of the Lost Boys⢠is the best cook?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
What do you call a stationary flamingo?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
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