Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

How do you spot a modern spider?

Who is a bee's favorite composer?

A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What did you learn in school today, son?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What might you say after being struck with Cupid's arrow?

Why was the bee sad?

What does an old deer say when he's feeling young?

What kind of tournaments do birds always win?