Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
They always hog the remote.
Why do bees buzz?
What side dish did the deer bring to the BBQ?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Why couldn't the leopard hide?
What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What's the most popular dish at church brunch?
Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?
What's a puppy's favorite winter activity?
How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?
What time is your dentist appointment?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?
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