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They always hog the remote.
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Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
Who are the cleanest creatures in the ocean?
Where do termites go camping?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?
What kind of music do planets like?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What is a robot's favorite snack?
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