Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
They always hog the remote.
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Which animal is the leader of the mafia?
What do you call a 100-year-old ant?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?
Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?
Why did the frog starve?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
Can February March?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
Why don't eggs tell jokes?
What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?
Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?
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