Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
They always hog the remote.
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What did the confused bee say?
What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What is blue and not heavy?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?
Why did the cell phone lose his job?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?
Which family member is always relieved?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
Which fly makes films?
Why can't basketball players go on vacation?
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