Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
They always hog the remote.
Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?
What kind of ant is good at math?
Which insect is the smartest?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What do trees say when autumn comes?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?
What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?
What happens when a realtor commits a crime?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Which Disney® princess makes the best judge?
Why did the botanist go to Harvard?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
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