Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?

Where do milkshakes come from?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What do you call a flying police officer?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

What did the fisherman say when his fishing line got tangled?

What day do hands always go to church?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

What reads and lives in an apple?