What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

Where do birds go to drink?

What dog wears contact lenses?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Where do religious school children practice sports?

Where do cows go on the weekend?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Can February March?