What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?