What's a mouse's favorite board game?
Parcheese-i.
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What do insects make all their clothes out of?
Which wizard is often mistaken for an animal?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
What do doctors do when a problem comes up?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
What should you wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?
How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?
Why couldn't the ice cream get a second date?
What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?
Which bird is the least afraid of fire?
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