Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What is the ideal job for someone who loves to eat?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?

What is a duck's favorite snack?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?

What are rental cars called in Spain?

What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

Why didn't the melons get married?