What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

What did the judge say when a skunk walked into the courtroom?

Why is sand so optimistic?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

How do you organize a space party?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Who is a Dutch cat's favorite actor?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What do fish use for glasses?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?