What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?
A heat wave.
What did the woman say when Barbie⢠picked up her kids from school?
How do you prevent a summer cold?
What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?
Which Star WarsĀ® character works at Applebee'sĀ®?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
What did the dentist say to the tooth when he had to leave the room?
Where does a veterinarian's husband sleep when they're fighting?
What do you call a parrot making fun of you?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Why was the bowling ball anxious?
Why did the calf hate his school picture?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
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