What do you call an emergency in the spring?

Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie™ dolls?

What did summer say to spring?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What vehicle works the hardest?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

Why did the frog starve?

What do you call a pig with no clothes on?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?