What do ducks get after they eat?
A bill!
What can a puppy do to avoid growing into a hot dog?
What do fireflies drink to stay hydrated?
What is time's favorite breed of dog?
What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?
What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
What's a writing utensil's favorite state?
What grade did the NASA employee get on her exam?
Which animal should never work for the government?
How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?
What do you call a peanut in space?
Why are fish such good architects?
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
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