What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?

Why does bread have a hard time waking up in the morning?

What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

Where do T-Rexes shop?

What should your husband name his internet connection?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

How did groundhogs get their name?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

What's the last letter in the alphabet?