What happens when a cow doesn't shave?

Why do farmers avoid buying skinny cows?

What animal could Noah not trust?

What did the teacher say about the pizza student?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why did the man get tacos every hour?

Why was the math book sad in winter?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

What is Santa's favorite dessert?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?