What did the stormcloud say when he was too full to eat dessert?

How did the toad die?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Why are sheep such great pranksters?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?