Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?

What nationality are most fish?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

Why are there no planes where Peter Pan™️ lives?

On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?