How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Why was the mime upset?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?