What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

Why was the cow afraid?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

Why do runners watch so much TV?

What did the stair machines call each other?

What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?