Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Why did the snake cross the road?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

How do you comfort a grammar teacher?

How does the moon cut her hair?

Why is money so stubborn?

What farm animal is best at karate?

Why is the number 5 good at keeping secrets?

What did the sneaky chick say when it came out of the egg?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

Which celebrity loves to read?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?