Why did the snake cross the road?
To get to the other ssssside!
Why don't ants get sick?
What says: oom oom oom?
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What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?
What does a caterpillar do on New Years Day?
Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?
Where was Noah born?
What did the ocean say to the beach?
What's the saddest part of the week?
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What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
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