Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

Why don't ants get sick?

Why was the dog arrested by the police?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What kind of cell phone did Delilah from the Bible use?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What do you call an arctic cow?

Why was the girl's photographic memory wasted on her?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What celebrity is at the center of a plum?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?