What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What's a frog's favorite year?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What's a priest's favorite food?

Bears love exotic cars.

What is another term for the price of gas?

What happened to the dancer at Seafood Disco?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What does a spy do when he gets cold?

What do you give a sick lemon?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

What do you call a cow with two legs?