Why did the elephant eat the candle?

What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What does a bicyclist ride during the winter?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?

What kind of monkey flies to school?

What did one angel say to the other angel?