What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Where does water do all its banking?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

Why are frogs always so happy?

What did the confused bee say?

What does a lion call an antelope?

Why did the basketball player bring his suitcase to the game?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

When should baseball players wear armor?