Where does breakfast live?

What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What does a queen bee do when she burps?

What do cats use to beat eggs?

Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

What do you call a clock on a road trip?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What is the most attractive fruit?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?