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What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

What's E.T. short for?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?