Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What's always playing in Santa's workshop?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What's the biggest moth in the world?

Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?

How do you care for a sick bird?