What is a waiter's favorite sport?

How do football players deal with their problems?

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

Why can't you give Elsa a balloon?

What car can't keep a secret?

Where do pigs learn magic?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What did the sickly elevator say?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

Where do chips wear socks?

Why aren't fish able to go on summer vacation?

What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?