What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?

What games do ants play with elephants?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What goes up when spring rain comes down?

Why are computers so good at golf?

Which Count makes the best pie crust?

Why did the son smash his piggy bank?

I like telling Dad jokes.

Why was the bud so shy?

Why couldn't the skateboard pass math class?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What dish does only a baseball player use?

How does the sun listen to music?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?