Why don't ants get sick?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of shirt?

Why was the dog so popular?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

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What do scuba divers wear to bed?

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

Which family member has tusks?

Why do trees hate going to school?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Why doesn't Winnie the Pooh™ wear shoes?

My leaf blower doesn't work.