How do dog catchers get paid?

There were four cats in a boat. One jumped out. How many were left?

Where do frogs keep their money?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?

What's a bear's favorite movie?

What is the quickest button on a radio?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

What do you call lending money to a bison?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

Who helps the little pumpkins cross the road to school?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?