Why was the glow worm unhappy?

What kind of snake would you find on a car?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Bears love exotic cars.

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

What does a panda ghost say?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?