What part of a fish weighs the most?

Which cats love to be petted?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?

What kind of tea is hard to swallow?

What did the kid say when he failed science lab?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What do you call two birds stuck together?

How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

What do you get when you play country music backwards?

Why did the big cat get disqualified from the Olympics®?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What did the chicken do when he saw a bucket of fried chicken?