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Hailing taxis!
What is the color of the wind?
What's a tornado's favorite game?
What utensil does water use to eat?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
Why do cows always skip gym class?
Why did the dog get embarrassed?
What do you call an insincere horse?
What did the bat say to his girlfriend?
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What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why was the bee sad?
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