What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis!
How did the tree get lost?
How do trees get access to the internet?
What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?
What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?
What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?
Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?
Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?
What's a partridge's favorite fruit?
What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?
What do snowmen wear on their heads?
Which computer won the talent show?
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