What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing taxis!
Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?
What type of flower grows up too fast?
Why is shrubbery so bad at being direct with people?
Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?
What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?
What's a clock's favorite form of social media?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
What kind of computers do horses use?
Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
Why are cars magic?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?
How do snakes identify their bath towels?
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