What goes up when the rain comes down?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

Why did the elk have great hair?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

What do you call a monkey who's a whiz at technology?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What did the ocean say to the beach?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Where do ships always get stuck?