Why do trees have so many friends?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

Why did the chicken win the Easter egg hunt?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What do cows always add to their salad?

Where do old bowling balls end up?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What fairy loves to count?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What did the kid say when the instructor told him he'd missed school?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?