Which relative loves rice?

What did the hostess name her daughter?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

Where do clowns go on vacation?

What kind of water does an angel like?

Why are surfers so good at conflict resolution?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What game do bats excel at?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?