What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

My mom asked me to hand out invites for my brother's surprise party.

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

When should baseball players wear armor?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What did the teacher say when the horse walked into the class?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What kind of music should you listen to while fishing?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?