What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

I broke my finger!

What is the best thing about Switzerland?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

Why do cats always get what they want?

Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo?