What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

How do you make antifreeze?

What do you call two monkeys sharing an Amazon account?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What rock band loves Thanksgiving?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

Why can't basketball players go on vacation?