What do pharmacists say to their kids when they misbehave?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What is a ghost's favorite airline?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What does a panda ghost say?

What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?