What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
Phillipe Phillope.
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?
Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?
How do you organize a space party?
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why do birds fly south in the fall?
Why are cats terrible at telling stories?
What do cows always add to their salad?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?
What's the laziest vegetable?
Why are ghosts such bad liars?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
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