What do you call a greedy elf?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What's the coldest vegetable?

Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What kind of tree loves to go to the ocean?

Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What's the loudest sport?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?