Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Where do dogs go to make new friends?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What's the name of the winner of the chicken-eating contest?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?