What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What did you learn in school today, son?

What did the baby light bulb say to the mommy light bulb?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

How much money does a skunk have?

Where is the best place to find kitchenware while on the road?

What kind of ant is good at math?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

What animals make the best baseball players?