What did the mama goat say to her child?
You're just a kid.
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
What does a bear cub call its grandfather?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
Why is it safe to tell a mummy your secret?
What's a snake's strongest subject in school?
What animal likes to party the most?
What does a cat go to sleep on?
Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?
What animals make the best baseball players?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?
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