Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

Why are fish such good architects?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What type of pasta helps you relax?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What did the salad say to its dad?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?