What did the peach say to its crying husband?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?

How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What do a striker and a magician have in common?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?

What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?

What's the friendliest pen?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

What does the sun say to the moon every day at sunset?

What's a direction's favorite holiday?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?