Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

What kind of animal is great at fixing flat tires?

What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

What kind of cheese can you sew with?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Why did the children think that prayer meant they would get more toys?

Why are trees always so positive?

What do you call stolen cheese?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?