Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

How do automobiles fly?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why did the tree need to take a nap?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why was the man stuck at the party?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?