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What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Who invented fractions?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What do scuba divers wear to bed?

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How do you massage a chicken wing?

What do you call a dog that is left-handed?

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Why was the pilot so easily distracted?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

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