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Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

Why did the music teacher need a ladder?

What's the most popular dish at church brunch?

What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Where do surfers go to school?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

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